Skincare Routines of the Summer TV Season:
Really looking forward to the summer crop of television series (I have no life), and the high heat and humidity are already steaming up my brain waves into hallucinogenic vapors….
Monk’s Skincare: Monk returns next Friday, I believe, on USA. We know about his dental care routine – he flosses 10 times a day, but what’s his skincare routine? I’m going to guess Monk Skincare involves high-quality Egyptian cotton washcloths AND loofahs AND very fast quantities of antibacterial soap. Probably a magnifying glass to inspect loofah for structural integrity. Probably a timer.
Brenda Lee’s Skincare: The Closer starts next Monday! Brenda Lee is overly meticulous about some things and overly lax about others; I’m going to guess she is on the verge of switching over on the skincare issue – from too-ego to too-id. She’s getting a bit older, and health in general will become a priority. So I think Brenda Lee Skincare was washing with soap at night (when she remembered) and is buying very expensive, high quality products found on the Internet and driving Fritz crazy with sticky masques.
Sam Axe Skincare: Burn Notice started this week! Sam, AKA Bruce Campbell, The Greatest Actor of All Time, isn’t the star, but he’s the best, obviously. His skincare shtick is feigning a deprecating attitude toward the skincare products of his manymanymany women friends, while surreptitiously making mental notes of what he wants to purchase later. Living in Miami, skin cancer and skincare have to be a priority.
...Mmmm Miami -- mojitos...... Bruce Campbell.....
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