Revitalizing Cream, Looking Great, and Time Expended
In the wonderful, eternal back and forth between men and women, comes the issue of looking great vs. time expended to look great.
“I’ll be ready in two hours,” she says, “my revitalizing cream needs to really soak in…”
“Revitalizing cream!” he counters, “what the heck is revitalizing cream, and why, once defined, do you need – 1,7,9 – ten different jars of revitalizing cream in varying degrees of price range and intensity?”
“When we were dating,” she shoots back, “you said my skin was fresh as a milkmaid’s from a Thomas Hardy novel – how do you think it gets that way? Revitalizing cream, sir!”
“Okay, your skin does look great,” he concedes, “but how much revitalizing cream do you really need to get that way? You always look great.”
“Thank you,” she replies, “but keeping pretty skin requires constant care, attention and copious amounts of revitalizing cream – and it’s not just a matter of beauty – skin is important to health for women and men – you’d look younger and more prosperous with healthy looking skin – I bet it’d help you get that promotion.”
“O.K., sign me up,” he agrees, “I can still be a tough man with great skin and jars and jars of revitalizing cream.”
“Still two hours till I’m ready,” she says and shuts the door.
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Friday, July 10, 2009
Men’s Aftershave and Memory
Mens Aftershave and Memory
Humans are funny creatures – our sense of smell is inextricably linked with memory.
Remember the scene in The Notebook? Where James Garner (Ryan Gosling could never have grown into JG; he is simply not cool enough) admits to chasing down a woman because she smelled like his wife? Hence, deciding upon a mens aftershave is a bigger decision than it might at first seem.
Lifetime repercussions of choosing a mens aftershave:
Every girl you date will think of you whenever she smells that particular mens aftershave;
Your wife will think of you when she smells the pillowcase and does your laundry and smells that particular mens aftershave;
Your children will have memories The Rest Of Their Lives when they smell that particular mens aftershave;
Being a Man and Mens Aftershave:
Man up; you’re responsible for being a good boyfriend/husband/father and making those memories good ones, but you’re also responsible for choosing your particular mens aftershave for quality and for how the scent reflects your personality.
Choosing a mens aftershave:
Remember, the men’s aftershave you select will have repercussions drifting downward through generations, so try out a large variety of mens aftershave lines before you decide on one. Here’s a great place to start: http://www.toptenboutique.com/index.php
Humans are funny creatures – our sense of smell is inextricably linked with memory.
Remember the scene in The Notebook? Where James Garner (Ryan Gosling could never have grown into JG; he is simply not cool enough) admits to chasing down a woman because she smelled like his wife? Hence, deciding upon a mens aftershave is a bigger decision than it might at first seem.
Lifetime repercussions of choosing a mens aftershave:
Every girl you date will think of you whenever she smells that particular mens aftershave;
Your wife will think of you when she smells the pillowcase and does your laundry and smells that particular mens aftershave;
Your children will have memories The Rest Of Their Lives when they smell that particular mens aftershave;
Being a Man and Mens Aftershave:
Man up; you’re responsible for being a good boyfriend/husband/father and making those memories good ones, but you’re also responsible for choosing your particular mens aftershave for quality and for how the scent reflects your personality.
Choosing a mens aftershave:
Remember, the men’s aftershave you select will have repercussions drifting downward through generations, so try out a large variety of mens aftershave lines before you decide on one. Here’s a great place to start: http://www.toptenboutique.com/index.php
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